Involvement, Relatable Content, Stupidly Outrageous Videos

Time to be frank.

I have to check my blog at least daily to check for new comments, and counter-intuitive to the obvious notion that no one reads my blog the demographic of my readers is quite small, I get puzzled! "Why doesn't anyone leave comments on my wonderful posts?!"

Simple. After long hours of deliberation I came to realize that it wasn't the readers' fault; I just wasn't coming from the right angle. How would I get my friends to comment on my posts? I concluded that there are at least three factors to people-pleasing, comment-generating posts:

One - Involvement. Ever watch CommunityChannel's videos on YouTube? She always asks pointed and open-ended questions to let the viewers comment and be a part of the discussion.

Two - Relatable Content. If it's something you're not interested in, you suck and you won't leave a comment.

Three - A video or picture of something stupid, outrageous, or stupidly outrageous.

Yep. And that's why this post is all about the following video:

Now, is that not one of the most stupidly outrageous(point three), relatable(point two, who hasn't tried dropping Mentos in Coke? Which of you reading this post isn't Asian?) thing you've ever seen?

Now here comes the involvement(point one). I want all of you to watch that video again and answer the following questions in my comments section:

1. What in God's good, green Earth does "nooki" mean?

2. How many times does this woman say "nooki"?

Nooki away to the comments section folks. I'll do my best to comment on all y'all blogs too!

Did You Know?

Every time someone reads Eugene's blog posts, a beautiful unicorn is born. Every time someone reads Eugene's blog posts but leaves without leaving a comment, that beautiful unicorn kills three kittens and eats one puppy. Eugene then eats that unicorn.