A Haiku set, by Eugene Choi
I weigh one-twenty
If I gain fifteen more pounds
I'm one-thirty-five
"Let Me Tell You How I'm Going to Do That"
Lift three times weekly
Eat three more small meals a day
Drink protein shakes yay
"What? You Think I'll Fail?"
I think your mom failed
When she gave birth to you hah!
Sorry man, bad joke
"Gosh, You're So Sensitive"
Geez man, I'm joking
I bet you're counting fingers
As you read my lines
