Toilet Baby Poo 2:49 PM

So much for regularity. Here are a few essential life updates:


ONE - Extra Long Urinal

The picture doesn't do it justice, but these urinals are super long. They're long enough to bathe in. Or to lay some major D-Dong in. I was amazed.

TWO - Very Cute Baby

Hahaha! This baby is very cute! Her name is Alice. She is our hall maknae. Stop eating your hand, baby! Oh, she loves me. She only stops crying when I hold her. Yummy hand!!

THREE - I Want This License Plate

Because honestly, it was always all about MY poo, not yours.

Life Update #1 8:34 PM

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

I have nothing in particular to write about, but I believe a new entry is due. This happens every once in a while, and I figure the life of blogs is in regularity. Therefore, I plan to do "Life Updates" as filler entries, so my readers at least have something to see during those long stretches of blog inactivity. So here is Life Update #1:

I accidentally erased everything on my iPhone. Suck!

It's okay, because I had everything backed up.

I almost died today while driving on PCH; a car diagonal to me hits a large puddle and sprays an inexplicably large amount of water on my windshield, effectively rendering me blind for about three whole seconds. My car slightly hydroplanes as a result of an instinctive depression of the brakes. I hold in my pee. Barely.

I read the wikiHow article "How to Overcome Laziness."

Didn't remember much from it.

I went ice-skating for the second time in like... ten years.

I went over my required Pioneering hours last month, a first in years.

I'm running low on shampoo.

I learned how to properly hold an infant baby. I'm like pro at it now that baby loves me.

I discovered redbox. I'm seriously contemplating canceling my Netflix account now, as I realize that I'll be saving money as I only rent about six DVD's a month. It has something to do with my outrageous laziness.

I'm also running low on hairspray.