Post of the Century

This blog entry signifies the first step down a dead-end street; an endeavor inevitably doomed to failure.

But I might have said that people live on knowing that one day they'll perish anyway. And I might have also replied to that previous comment with: "Completely irrelevant. Why did I even bring that up? Shut up, Eugene. Writing in a public journal under the(most likely false) pretense that other people actually care what you have to say? Yeah, totally on the same level as maintaining one's existence ."
Yes. That's what I'd say. Do you know what that means?

It means that if blogging is such a lowly, insignificant undertaking(especially when compared to prolonging the mortality of a human being), then there really is no reason to NOT do it. Irrefutable logic. Right? No? Not even close? Whatever. Go away.

So though quite contrary to the opening statement of this entry, I wish to say to all my new readers:

"Lo and behold! The post of the century! And a pioneer of many to come!"